The Reptile Guy - Salmon Pink Bird Eating Tarantulas Mating
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03:19 Male: Bruhhhh, you told me that hot thing wasn't there earlier? Daaamn03:30 Female: NO03:40 Male: Take it easy bruh, l have too tell her my feelings. and show her my talent04:38 Female: GO AWAY04:49 Male: ''Watches''05:19 Male *PokePokePoke*Female: FUCK OFFMale: Awh come on, *PokePokePOKE*Female: l'm gonna kill you!Female: u done already ?Male: Ya l am quickFemale: NOW FUCK OFF07:06 Male: again! :D07:13 Male: *Runs*Female: I EAT YOU!!!07:59 bye guys!! *Waves*
That's fast spider porn.
You are an idiot!!! Once you out the male in the enlcosure, you don't do ANYTHING, especially not poke them both with a stick! Sometimes it takes a long time for them to get around to eachother but if they don't do it on their own you risk their lives, especially the male's. In the description you say do your research before purchasing exotic pets, you obviously didn't do enough research before attempting to breed these tarantulas, I hope noone buys any exotic pets from you.
so basically the male cums onto a web blanket and wipes the jizz onto his face fangs, and then forces his jizz into the female by rubbing his face on her pussy... makes sense
Male:lets have sex babeFemale:noMale:I will put my pedipalps in your ass2hr laterFemale:ahh.ahh.AHH!!!!!!Male:doneFemale:come hereMale:okFemale: LET ME KILL YOU WITH MY FANGSMale:HELP ME!!!!!!!!!
Girls are so dominant in this world. physically in humans men are stronger but i gotta hand it to dem female tarantulas THERE SO BIG
You almost got your male KILLED.. YOU SHOULDNT DO ANYTHING ONCE THE MALE HOOKS HER FANGS, BECAUSE SOMETIMES HE DOESNT get it right the first time or the second and scareing the female with a stick from the back migh get her wicked pissed and move around and shake the hooks off and eat him before he gets TO BUST A NUT!!! DONT DO ANNNYYYTHUNG TILL U SEE HIM RUNNING AWAY.
Maybe some smooth jazz and wine will get them in the mood :P
omg... spiders porn !!
you gotta play sexy spider music to get them in the mood.
why there are not aggressive towards you? They're so calm.
I couldn't help but laugh because in the back of my mind I'm thinking that the male spider would be saying *FUCK THAT MAN I WANT TO LIVE!
Where is the salmon pink bird eating the tarantulas? I was promised a salmon pink bird eating the tarantulas!
Awe poor males once they mature their only quest left in life is to be a Stud and that's it. =(
You could be a bit more patient.
3:20 Disgusting!! How could you touch it?Yuck!
PHEW! I was biting my nails as soon as the male entered the ring... Poor thing.. Glad it survived though..
Let this be a lesson, (hit and get) or die.
So how did it go? Was the mating successful?
This wasn't entirely impossible to masturbate to.
I love spider porn
wheres the bird!!!!
*Actually you are a bit uneducated on how it works. The female does not always attempt to the kill the male, it can depend on a number of things, one being if the female is hungry or not, another is the males mating attempt, a 3rd maybe we a greater or less tendency based on type of tarantula, some are known to be more aggressive. So, yeah. Also you are impatient and don't really know exactly what you are doing. So perhaps learn from the TarantulaAddict on his videos how he does things. and you should be using some kind of light scooper or perhaps a fly swatter to nudge them apart if they fight. I dont even own spiders and i know more than you, please do your research. And at least u knew enough to know she would possibly (and did) try to attack him immediately after, so good job on keeping him alive.*
Great video. Enjoyed watching. Thanks.
Female spiders ftw GIRL POWER WHO's TOUGH NOW GUYS HAHAHA
That was so cool to see!!!!! But like why is it that females always wanna kill the male?
6:54 "everything I do... I do it for you" ♫♪♫
The male tarantula at the end was like, "Yeah....yeah...did you see that, I just fertilized that bitch over there...yeah yeah" lol
I'm glad the little guy got out o.k. lol You're lucky, you know that right? Not just because the male came out fine but because those Blondies will let you poke at them. It's uncommon for such large tarantulas to be so docile towards aggressive little sticks. I would also suggest, in the future, using a soft-bristle paintbrush instead.
The male spider is probably thinking in his mind: Stay alive or get laid, stay alive or get laid, stay alive or get laid. Ah screw it. I'm gonna get laid tonight.
lol the tarantula stopped moving after you told him to must be a very nice tarantula.
I know nothing about these creatures, but why do the tarantulas not bite you?
You really didn't amaze me because of your impatience. If you're not going to be patient don't do it at all because it's going to take a while.
They're absolutely beautiful tarantulas.
Furry little toe people.
I'm quite surprised no jokes have been made by stupid femanist people due too the females dominance.
You are amazing! :) Thanks! :)
"Ay... ay gurl... ay... gurl... ay... lemme touch yo face... ay gurl... lemm- YEEEEAAAA!"
I could be wrong but the female eats the male because it provides nutrients for the off spring or something like that. Never know maybe human female sub-consciously what to kill us after we mate many cases they do...just indirectly. Cause is money is the the life blood of a human then yes they kill us. J/K
I Can't Watch I Hate Spiders
holy shit man, you let that thing touch you. also, was that rape?
he touched a spider .. O_O
Spiderporn in a nutshell:Male masturbates and then sucks his own sperm,and then injects his sperm into the vagina of the lady,and then gets the hell out as fast as possible before hes getting eaten.
that was the worst of mating test i ever seen try to feed up the female first theen not rushit be glad over at the male get out of there alive.
That looked intense.
How do you know when they are ready to mate?
Death by Snoo Snoo
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